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 true SOAP Solution of All Problems 2006-07-17T07:21:00+05:00 2006-07-17T02:22:14Z 2006-07-17T02:22:14Z tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18845029.post-115310293442642267 An older lady gets pulled over for speeding.. Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. Officer: I see..Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Older Woman: I can't do that. Officer: Why false SOAP Solution of All Problems 2006-07-08T08:57:00+05:00 2006-07-08T03:57:34Z 2006-07-08T03:57:34Z tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18845029.post-115233105408229284 Lessons in Logic A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say........ ............................................................................. 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