Santa Singh competes with Harvard, Yale, Oxford

Four guys, one each from Harvard, Yale, Oxford
university and SANTA SINGH from Punjab University were to be interviewed
for a prestigious job. One common question was asked to all 4 of them.

INTERVIEWER:
WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?

YALE guy: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than
light

HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; b'cos thought is so fast it comes instantly in your mind.

Oxford guy: Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked

SANTA SINGH: Its Loose motion

INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Santa's reply, asked)
"WHY"?

SANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in
my bed and I got the worst stomach cramps,
and before I could THINK,BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was over!!!! __._,_.___