Get Back to WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ever Wondered 1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call
it Fed UP?

2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from
Holland called Holes?

5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as
adults enjoy adultery?

6. Why the man who invests all your money
called a broker?

7. If horrific means to make horrible, does
terrific mean to make terrible?

8. Why is it called building when
it is already built?

9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is
it a success?

10. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then
why do bars have parking lots?

11. If you take an Oriental person
and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

12.
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?? Humans
???

13. If working hours are meant for working, then why are you
reading this???

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