Sardar Jee Jokes

A Sardar photographer was focusing a dead body's face in a funeral
function, when suddenly everyone present there started beating him.
Why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"




Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open
mouth..................
WHY?
Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light"




A Sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
You know why?
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper was
leaking...





Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: But it's raining outside.
Sardar: So what, take an umbrella and go.



Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar says... Drink quickly......
Wife asks why...
Sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10




A Teacher lecturing on population In India, every 10 sec. a
woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up we must find & stop her!.



A man asked a Sardarji
Why does Manmohan Singh go for a walk in the evening & not in the
morning.
Sardarji replied "Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM".




A Sardar visits a Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says CHIN YU YAN and dies.
Sardar goes to China to find the meaning of his friend's last words.
It is 'YOU ARE STANDING ON THE OXYGEN TUBE!"